Today is 30th July and you are a Leo.

I always imagine my life with you. If things haven't turn out the way it is, i would have:



A license in scuba diving.



Got a Borneo Divers sticker on my car.



Go scuba diving with you.



Know how to change tyres.



Know what the hell incubator is.


Know how to cook rice by using a bamboo stick.



Go to the remote places and camp there.



Own a Swiss knife.



Drive your Toyota Land Cruiser across the state.



Talk about our next adventure in this small world.



My life has been wonderful without you but it would have been BETTER with you beside me.


Happy birthday. May God bless you.

Graduan dari Tokyo vs Graduan tempatan

I attend a seminar in UPM for 2 days. Prof Diraja Ungku Aziz was there. Born on the year 1922 in London. Graduated from UM and Waseda University, Tokyo.

Me talking to a girl next to me: Wah, waseda uni, prestigious uni leh....

The girl: Is it? How you know?

Me: (thinking about GTO- Fuyutsuki sensei graduated from waseda uni one) I know one lah. (not going to tell her about GTO, i don't think she will understand)

He gave a 45 minutes opening speech reminding us about the importance of language. The conslusion:

Bahasa Malaysia (He said bahasa Melayu): For our unity.



English: For economic development.


See? We must learn both of it not either one.

The 2nd forum was about the marketability of our graduates in a globalized world. They invited Tony Fernandez for the forum session. He was wearing his red AirAsia cap and keep making jokes to lighten up our boring serious session. People were busy being intellectual and i was busy daydreaming and even tempted to ask him if i can get any free tickets. Stupid me.

I AM HUNGRY AND I AM ANGRY GRRRR

WHILE I AM WAITING FOR YOU HERE ALONE AND TIRED, JUST TO WAIT FOR US TO EAT DINNER TOGETHER, YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU OVERSLEPT BECAUSE IF I CAUGHT WIND ABOUT YOU PLAYING THAT PSP GAME WHILE I'M WAITING LIKE A FOOL IN HERE IN FRONT OF THIS COLD SAMBAL UDANG, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BITE YOUR EARS LIKE WHAT MIKE TYSON DID.

I CAN BE A SCARY MONSTER WHEN I'M HUNGRY. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT.

My journey

into nothingness.

Had i really grown up that i could not longer take all this crap, nonsense, illogical thing? I admit i watch Spongebob. Ok I LOVE spongebob. I know you secretly like him too, don't lie or your G-string will be on fire. (Liar liar pants on fire, i like this phrase, it rhymes) Cartoons are so illogical and immature but i enjoy watching it. But somehow i couldn't even like this movie.

SPOILER ALERT. GO AWAY IF YOU STILL WANT TO WATCH IT.

They have a sea in this movie. A sea?! and the sky?! I know the tag say it was a different world in a same planet. Where does it lead to? (i mean the sea). The temperature shows 100 degree Celsius (or was it in Fahrenheit?, never mind) and the main actress didn't even sweat. Using the toughest liquid foundation kah? Tropical jungle in the middle of nowhere? I was suffocating through out the hour for fear of finishing the oxygen i have left.

Claustrophobic- this is the word i've been looking for.

Warning! You might end up like this after watching this movie. Consult your doctor immediately if problem occurs.

Oklah, i still enjoy watching despite how i whine in every movie that i watch. Maybe i'm waiting for some free tickets so i won't be complaining. And you know what? No you don't. I come up with a theory.

If i am the one who bought the tickets using my own money, the movie will NOT turn out to be great.

If someone else bought it for me by using their own money, the movie will turn out to be great.

Attention to my bf, families and friends. Do you want to risk watching a bad movie with me?

It's all about the location baby.

My mom went to London last year. I decided to follow her because i only need to buy my flight ticket. I will stay at my mum's place and we will share the bread together. T_T But it was so short notice that the MAS flight ticket is so... expensive. I really can buy the tickets but i think right after that i can just hand over my book account to the counter because all my savings will be gone in an instance. Poof! But nope the Chinese side of me is so kedekut that i didn't buy the flight ticket. So instead of robbing the bank or kedai emas Ah Chong (decision,decision), i decided to buy a cheap ticket to London by riding an old ship. Oklah kidding, i didn't go to London at all.

After that incident, i always thought about the possibilities that could have happen. I regretted it actually. I was blaming myself for not going to UK. But i know everything happens for a reason. And today i finally found the main reason. God sure have a way in 'playing' our life. Right?

Soon baby, soon.

Now I'm totally penniless.

Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa

There are some arguments that i heard recently regarding the usage of language in our blog. When you have an english blog they will that you are snobbish (berlagak). When you have a Malay blog they will say you are kampung. The main reason I write in english is because.........

Aku lebih fasih berbahasa Malaysia/Melayu (sila pilih satu yang mana berkenan di hati) berbanding menggunakan bahasa Inggeris.

Letaklah aku di mana jua situasi pun : public speaking pengucapan awam, bertanya di mana tandas, sesat jalan, berapa harga baju ni etc. Aku lebih selesa berbahasa Malaysia. Sehubungan itu, (tengok aku siap boleh guna ayat-ayat formal sebagai penyambung satu ayat ke satu ayat) aku menggunakan Bahasa Inggeris dalam belog aku untuk memperbaiki penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris aku. Aku tahu Bahasa Inggeris aku taklah bagus sangat. Aku tidak pernah pijak negara orang putih, aku tidak pernah menduduki ujian penilaian Bahasa Inggeris peringkat antarabangsa. Aku cuma pernah duduk MUET je dan sikit lagi aku dapat band 6. Aku kekurangan 13 markah untuk dapatkan band yang tertinggi kerana writing skill kemahiran menulis aku teruk. Aku tidak articulate. AKu tidak tahu menggunakan kosa kata. Aku tidak ini dan aku tidak itu.

There is another thing when people say about bahasa penjajah. I don't see it that way. A language is a language based on the culture, history, tamadun, whatever that people have in this different part of the world. When you can speak more than one language then you should look at it as your own personal achievement. When you learn to speak English that doesn't mean you are going to forget how to speak in Malay. I think i have all the rights to say about this because i've been learning 3 languages at once since i was just a little kid. Bahasa pasar doesn't count, i have formal education in this 3 languages ok.

And you know what?

Aku bukan berbangsa melayu. I'm a Malaysian. Shame on you.

Nota kaki: Aku tidak pernah kata MUET sebagai kaedah yang terbaik untuk menilai tahap penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris masing-masing. Tapi kita masih boleh menilai tahap tersebut secara kasarnya dengan menggunakan MUET.

Aku tak peduli.

Wow this blog is nice...... i can smell some gothic air in it. Too bad, not all people can understand malay. But like Fireangelism said: Not all bloggers (oklah people who at least own a blog) wanted high traffic and popularity etc.

Now i can add up another one on the list of blog that i read.

Siapa kata aku tak peduli?

This is not a joke.

wow wow wow wow. Nuff said.

But don't take my word seriously. I really like Batman since i was small. Superman is too pretty boy for me, I never watch spiderman until they show (and repeat) it on AXN like a few thousands times after that.

The joker. Yes..... the joker. He's a maniac. Totally disturbed. Maybe he should watch more cartoons. He's taking life too seriously. But we like him alright. For the actor, i salute him. He did a good job. Too bad he won't be around anymore to show us more of his talent. I was laughing away because my mum is a nurse. I remember when i was small my mum used to wear the nurse outfit. But in a man's body it does look horrible. The funny thing is he's really obsessed with Batman. My bf said that in the comic, he will wait for Batman to come and fight him. But he didn't really want Batman to be dead. It's a fun game to him.

I think i'm going to watch it again. I won't be buying the DVD, my TV is just too small for the impact.

SPOILER ALERT!

My stupid question:

During his (The joker) detention at the not-so-tough Balai Polis.

Me: Why didn't they just use any cleanser and wiped his face? He wouldn't be so creepy without the make-up.

Bf: People didn't even want to touch him ok. He looks so creepy and slimy.

And then i imagine myself the police and using some branded cleanser ("instant wipe even for the toughest make-up and mascara") to clean his face. He was smiling ok maybe not smiling, sneering at me and bite my hand off. Ok maybe i imagine too much.

UPNEXT!! MY JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF NOTHINGNESS!!

Abraham Lincoln is not a singer.

I remember back in the year 2001, the first time i heard about this new group. My playlist only consist of Green day, Blink 182 and other punk rock band that i started to get bored with it. A good friend of mine recommended their album. Thank you Ferdinand Thompson Thomas, i guess our friendship starts with Linkin Park. :-)

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN.....



THIS WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL.....



FEAR IS HOW I FALL...................



CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL................

It's so good to be the angry sour teenager again. :-p Somehow i wish there will be another group out there that could blow my mind away and leave a deep impact on me like what Linkin Park did. I wish.

Help! A witch author had put a spell on me!

The time shows 11.30pm and i am in my comfortable bed. I'm ready to do some light reading. Mmmh.... let me see.... should i read Emma or Persuasion? So i picked Persuasion because i'm planning to return it back to the office library.

OK, where did i stop? Oh yes this page. I think i put a bookmark in it but it's gone. Never mind. I may have slipped it somewhere near the couch. i took a deep breath and read. Captain Wenworth bla bla bla. Mmmh..... what is the meaning of this word? I'll check it out tommorow with my reliable Oxford dictionary. Or perhaps I'll check it during the night. Or perhaps.... OK! OK! I will check it when i have my free time. God, Jo, you need to improve your vocabulary remember? Yes yes i know.

Suddenly,

zzzzZZZZZ ZZzzzzZZZ ZZZZZZZZ.

I felt asleep.

I think this is the time i should put aside other novels and reread my Harry Potter books.

Thank you and Ha ha ha

My blog received the first ever comment from someone. HAHAHAHA!

So geli hati! HAHAHAHA!

Thank you...... never thought that someone will eventually found my blog.

p/s: Mmmmh...... when i look at it from another angle, my blog looks kinda pathetic though. T_T


*Suddenly i remember about this post that i wrote and i still haven't change my mind yet.*

Not another office tips. *Gasp*

So, i found a new blog with a wicked sense of humour. Not xiaxue of course. THIS blog and THAT blog. The same author. And there's a post about how to look busy at the office too. Well, in comparison my english was not that good. But the concept is still the same.

My post about Looks Like Busy here. The Cubiclues team here.

A birthday gift for you.

Today is the birthday of someone special. Happy Birthday! Thank you for always being there for me. So, i present you THE birthday "gift". I can't get you the real one, so i think a picture of her should be sufficient. He he

Empty

Tried to write a letter

In ink

It's been getting better

I think

I've got a piece of paper

But it's Empty

A sad song from Click Five. Not really a big fan of them but i like this song.