I know you want to be a size zero too. Just like me.

Why do people like to ask personal questions? Why can't you just mind your own business?

I hate it when people ask me why i'm so skinny. I told you so, i have a high metabolism rate. No, i'm not a model. I'm not bulimic. I'm not anorexic. I just happened to eat a lot but i just can't seem to gain any weight. It just maintain at 43kg for the past 7 years. I am skinny but i am healthy. I can assure you that i don't look like some of the anorexic model at all. To prove that i'm telling the truth, i took gain weight products but i didn't even gain 1kg. Not even 500gm! So i never bother to buy it anymore cause it won't work for me. Talking about wasting my money for nothing!

I know why you ask. Because you are jealous. Because you are fat. Fatso! There i said it! Hmmf! You were trying hard to lose some weight- you only eat rice once per day, you don't eat chocolate, you exercise and jog like hell. But you didn't even lose 1 kg. Hahahaha! Padan muka! Uuhh.. i'm so evil.

The secret is i eat frequently but in moderation. That's the key word - moderation. Makan sebelum lapar berhenti sebelum kenyang. (Eat before you are hungry, stop before your stomach got full)

There was this stupid friend (i have love-hate relationship with this person) accused me of being an anorexic. But that person well know that i eat a lot. I even have roti john for supper everyday! Then i ask that person (sorry can't tell you he or she): "Do you know the meaning of anorexic?". That person said :"No" Bangang! I think that person is the one who is anorexic because he/she keep insisting he/she is fat although he/she is not and proceed to 'diet' like bloody hell.

After all this crap, i'm not angry anymore. Maybe because i'm used to be surrounded by morons. I mean why should i care about what you say right? I can still eat like i'm in heaven while you just stand there in front of the mirror analyzing and pushing yourself too hard. Now tell me who is the looser? You. Thank you, i rest my case.

Moral of the story.

When your friends tell you that you look skinny even when you know that you are in a normal weight range. Just ignored that pathetic low self confident 'friend'. Because secretly s(he) is trying to lose weight behind your back in order to be just like you.

Or when s(he) says you look fat. S(he) secretly wants to feel good about him/herself. Just say it in their face- Whatever!